Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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