You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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