But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
