the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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