I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
My first STD was from a foam party
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
