He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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