My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize