bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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