I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sorry my hands just texted you
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
sex on a bike is impossible
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