He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
So. Much. Porn.
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