Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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