just come out here and I will go home with you...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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