so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You almost got us killed.
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