is your mom at the bar?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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