these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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