If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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