i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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