East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
