In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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