Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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