he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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