Yo dont text me then not text me
kristin has been a bad kristin
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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