They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
