so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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