Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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