Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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