I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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