im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i drank out of a bidet.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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