Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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