just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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