Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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