She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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