the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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