suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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