Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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