found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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