I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
