before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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