After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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