Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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