Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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