Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
