it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
