How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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