After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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