What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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