You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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