But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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