I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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