We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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