Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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